While the vampires fear they’ve been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

Our hapless vampires really struggle with modern technology – imagine teaching a grandparent how to work a PC – and this week they are taken in by a spam chain email, telling them they’re now cursed and will remain so until they forward the email to 10 other people. Eternal bore Colin Robinson is a tech know-it-all (obviously) but no one wants to listen to him. An email to Bloody Mary generates a bounce back from ‘Mailer-Daemon’. A daemon!

Of greater concern is the planned attack on the vampire house in Staten Island by the secret vampire society that Guillermo has infiltrated. How will he continue to maintain cover while protecting his masters? Huge sigh of relief that the targeted house is not actually theirs (phew!) except that it is another nest of far more formidable vampires. Guillermo is required to go the full Buffy to save himself, his inexperienced fellow vampire hunters and the camera crew.

Verdict: Yet again, Guillermo gets all the action while the idiot vampires haven’t a clue what’s going on around them. The haunted house sequence is great fun – more solid undead mirth. 8/10

Nick Joy