The undead housemates prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy – what could possibly go wrong?

It’s a real privilege holding the ultimate vampire sex party as it brings in all the undead celebrities, and yet there are legendary tales of poor experiences where the hosts subsequently kill themselves (properly) because of the humiliation of a bad party. And so the house is abuzz with ideas of how to make the orgy swing, while Guillermo covers the sofa in clingfilm and sprays the carpet with protective liquid. Things are going to get messy!

One of the party essentials is a juicy virgin for the predators to exsanguinate, and a chance meeting with Guillermo’s old friend, Jeremy, means that there will be a tasty snack for the guests. But things never go to plan, and let’s just say that Jeremy is most certainly not a virgin by supper time. As we’ve come to expect, there’s some neat observational comedy, clever fish-out-of-water faux pas and laugh out loud moments. Pity the poor guests cornered by energy vampire Colin Robinson, resplendent in full bondage gear!

Verdict: Matt Berry’s Lazlo‘s porno films are beautifully put together, showcasing different fashions and film-making styles through the ages. Just one of the highlights in another half hour of comedy gold. 9/10

Nick Joy